Mt. Sterling, May 8-9, 2010
Big E says "I'm just saying it's
huge, that's all."
The best time to be on Sterling is
when the front blows through and leaves a low pressure system which creates
views unparalleled.
Of course, it doesn't do much for Skid's
spirits. He's mad as hell and isn't going to take any more of this
Highlander dissention. You see, President McGhee and George boycotted this
hike because of a split in the Dumplin Valley crew. Apparently, Sally D
discovered that Uncle Larry was going to attend this event. As a Dumplin
Valley purist, Sally D discovered a kink in Larry's purported Dumplin Valley
lineage. Dave informed me that Larry wasn't a DV native, that he was born
way up north in Indiana, thus making him a pureblooded Yankee. Dave
allowed that he could cavort with no Yankee who claimed Dumplin Valley purity.
It was Colonel Mustard in the
Parlor with the Hot Dog Stick. What a Yankee move!
Jerky Mike is
despondent over the lack of quality firewood and considers cutting on the
Yankee. Skid is taken aback. After all, he has some Northern ties
himself.
And speaking of Yankees, what kind of
gadget is this gal employing? Only up north would they invoke such a
device for water purification. (I will have to say it worked pretty well.
Using the UV light to treat water, not a bad little backcountry toy.)
And the flowers did not disappoint
Colorful competition
High Speed Alexander made a
big run up the hill along with the Umbergler who intended to make a two night
outing until he realized how cold it would get on the hill. Bill wanted me
to report that he decided he was the best looking guy on Mt. sterling that
night. I report, you decide. Umbergler hasn't made up his mind.
Temperatures likely got into the high 30s with a bit of wind which made the smoke shifting fire a real sinus blaster. Stars compensated for the chilly temps to make for a wonderful night at 6000 feet, thereabouts.
Yankees never had to learn how
to split wood properly.
Dave, this is the best I could
do. The wind blowing through that tower ran us right off of there but it
was a nice sunset nonetheless. Mr. Skidmore is to be commended for his
choice of backpacking trips on Mother's Day. We missed several of the
regulars and especially Reverend Grady. It was mentioned that he and Jack
have been absent for quite a while together. Someone suggested that this
might make a great spot for a civil ceremony, just saying.
Trail Stats: Mt. Sterling Ridge to campsite 38: 3 miles approximately. (And a word to the Appalachian Trail License plate pushers. You might not be doing much for your cause by littering everyone's windshields with trash to be found on the side of the road. It looks bad.)